on that note, my mom and I went to one of our favorite Italian restaurants for Christmas Eve dinner and after one large and loud table left, during the lull before the next large and loud party was seated, we were treated to eavesdropping on the gay, lisping male and his partner dining with male #1’s mother. It wasn’t hard to eavesdrop as he got very loud, telling his mother that his sister (we assumed that was who he was talking about) was not welcome on Christmas Day and that she should “keep her drunk, stupid @ss in Montana. All she’s going to do is get drunk and fall asleep at the table! She’s embarrassing!!”
Ah, families.
...get drunk and fall asleep at the table...
Fond memories!