Posted on 12/19/2022 5:41:52 PM PST by McGruff
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — After posting a Twitter poll that seemed to indicate most Twitter users want him to step down from Twitter's leadership, Elon Musk has revealed that millions of mail-in ballots sent in yesterday confirmed most people want him to stay.
"Initially the poll seemed to indicate that the majority of users and bots wish me gone, but that was a mirage," said Musk as he emerged from a dark, windowless room with stacks of ballots. "It looks like we got an overnight dump of 2 million mail-in votes that all say they want me to stay in charge of Twitter! Imagine that! Vox Populi Vox Dei!"
The dump reportedly came after millions of people around the world realized they had missed the Twitter poll and desperately sent in hand-written appeals begging the eccentric billionaire to keep running Twitter. "Please Mr. Musk! Don't leave! Twitter is fun now! PLEASE!" read one earnest note.
Officials with the FBI are reportedly outraged that the mail-in results were enough to overturn their expensive Chinese bot farm and are demanding a recount.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Finally someone took a “dump” for the good guy! Heh, heh!
Sad but funny because it would be what the democrat party does.
This could be a ‘bot’ trap by Elon Musk.
He now knows the ip address’s and can figure out where they come from and how long they existed and when they were created then block them.
Too funny... The mail in votes were counted late... 🤔
Do it, Musk!
This stuff is priceless.
Over a period of about two weeks.
Hilarious
The Bee at its finest
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