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To: nickcarraway

Ole from Minnesota dies and finds himself in hell breaking rocks with a hammer amid the flames. The Devil walks by and hears Ole whistling. The Devil asks...Ole you are in the flames of hell for all eternity why are you whistling? Ole says ...well the heat reminded him of those hot summers on the farm in Minnesota. The Devil determined to increase his suffering turned up the flames. The Devil come by later and hears Ole singing. The Devil asks Old what now? Ole said... I was just thinking of that scorcher summer we tore down the old silo on the farm. Determined to make Ole suffer the Devil turns the temperature down to 300 below zero and leaves Ole in a howling blizzard. Coming back later the Devil finds Ole singing, dancing and twirling his hammer like a baton. The Devil asks ...what now Ole? Ole replies...hell is frozen over the Vikings must have won the Super Bowl.


7 posted on 12/17/2022 7:29:08 PM PST by The Great RJ
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To: The Great RJ
Ahh yes, and it will one day me friend, Hell will freeze and the NFL will cancel football. That is the only way they will ever let them win.

That being said, the Vikings have improved, they can win comebacks and close games, but it will be another year before they can beat anyone in the playoffs with the defense they have.

I will enjoy the season while it lasts, but I don't see Hell freezing over this year.

8 posted on 12/17/2022 7:42:08 PM PST by OneVike ( Just another Christian waiting ato go home)
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