[SamAdams76]

The luggage thief is going to jail for twice as long as he thinks because he claims to be two people. So let's double the sentence. Down below will be my flower girl. Way nicer than the luggage thief who looks sort of creepy.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

“sort of creepy”

You have a way of understating yet hitting the mark.

I would not trust the guy to take care of my pet rock... as there may not be in this hemisphere enough bleach to get the poop smell off of rocky.