Kleptophobic Biden Admin Fires Luggage Thief Who Identified as Owner of Suitcases

https://www.frontpagemag.com ^ | December 13, 2022 | by Daniel Greenfield

[Albion Wilde]

What I’m waiting to see are the fashions they/mine will be wearing in court. Wonder if they/mine will grow out their/my hair and eyebrows in time for the trial?

[Boogieman]

“Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition”

Who is to say the luggage was not wasteful and perhaps he was just doing his job by disposing of it???

[Boogieman]

Kind of halfway between Matt Damon and Cameron Monaghan from “Shameless” & “Gotham”.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, I hope it isn’t true. The Biden Administration is and always will be a shining beacon and a sanctuary for Klepto-Americans.

[poconopundit]

Daniel Greenfield is surely one of the best journalists out there. It’s a shame to see editors at Breitbart have turned flaky.

[GOPJ]

Klepto-Americans are discriminated against by ignorant cis-hetero white capitalists who cling bitterly to their suitcases. Sadly it may take months of activism until Americans come to understand that Klepto-Americans have no choice but to steal, they were born his way and are responding to generations of trauma.

The advantage of putting incompetents in office based on kink is as Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition he could have been played for all the materials needed for a ton of dirty bombs...