[DoodleBob]

...and yet, they didn't exclude kissing et al.

[Secret Agent Man]

Nope, don’t go to such holiday parties.

[JimRed]

For safe Karaoke, bring along your own microphone condom.

I sometimes sing a few tunes at our local pub’s Tuesday night Irish sessions, while the band takes a break to schmooze with the customers. For more than a year during COVID they stopped doing it. When they resumed, the first time they called me up I made a show of putting one on the mike as a gag. Got a good laugh!

[pax_et_bonum]

People always get sick when I sing karaoke.

[Irenic]

Nope, not worried about getting sick. I am worried about crime, energy, taxes and food.

[steve86]

“Somewhere outdoors, like an open-air ice rink or rooftop bar, is a perfect choice.”

Big city person. Thinks everyone is. We don’t have “open-air ice rink or rooftop bar”.