Chile volcano: Alert issued after Lascar rumbles to life

bbc ^ | 12/10/2022 | Sam Hancock

[BenLurkin]

[algore]

The third volcano story this week.

Strange

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Erf does not "have a fever".

It is having an acne outbreak.

We are going to need LOTS of Clearasil.

[ConservativeInPA]

Another volcano billowing deadly greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. This just another instance of man’s injustice to Mother Gaia. She’s fighting back and is going to either fry us with rising temperatures or drown us with rising seas levels. Yes, folks it anthropogenic global warming. Repent! Repent! Eat bugs and drink wheat grass!

[EvilCapitalist]

Can we sacrifice Greta to the Volcano?

[EEGator]

Volcanoes need virgins, and she’s already f’d over half the productive world, so...

[Ezekiel]

Why is that mountain strapped to an explosive device?

[tinamina]

Probably the start of the big global cooling Everyone’s been a warning about.

[cport]

Chile volcano? Since kind of new stupid birthday dessert that they sing when they bring it to your table?

[chopperk]

Add Swiftboat Rear Admiral John F’ing Kerry to the sacrifice.

[EvilCapitalist]

Sounds good to me.

[libh8er]

“ Add Swiftboat Rear Admiral John F’ing Kerry to the sacrifice.”

I can think of a dozen other people. Put them all on a balloon hovering directly above. Then gradually deflate the balloon.

[libh8er]

Erupting right now.. mostly along the Ring of Fire

https://volcano.si.edu/gvp_currenteruptions.cfm

[joshua c]

get the sour cream

[Paladin2]

God h8s Marxist rule.

[Karliner]

Maybe, just maybe God is telling the pseudo-Climate scientists, it’s not carbon from mankind but volcanoes, sunspots and stupidity, oh may!

[Sequoyah101]

Quick! Send climate change lovers down and throw them in to stop it up!

[Adder]

And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
the ring of fire...

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Feed it! Time to find an active lava spewing volcano that some group does not worship and dispose of as much unrecyclable plastic in it before the eruption stops! :)