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Posted on 12/02/2022 1:52:45 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A Leesburg woman was arrested after a brawl with her jealous beau who hit her with a breakfast sandwich.
A Lake County sheriff’s deputy was dispatched Sunday to the 1200 block of Pine Island Drive when 39-year-old Jennifer Louise Reccoppa called 911 to report an attack.
Reccoppa said she had gotten into an argument with her man friend who accused her of having sexual relations with someone else. She said she went to the store to get a drink and her beau “went to get some food stamps to eat.” When she returned, she parked in the driveway and was blocked in when the man returned with his sandwich. She told the deputy that the man and a mutual acquaintance who had been working on a vehicle in the driveway began yelling at her. She said that she was threatened when her man friend grabbed a tool box and acted like he was going to throw it at her. She put the car in reverse and collided with the vehicle which had blocked her. She said she got out of the car to see if there was any damage and both men began yelling at her. Another woman came out of the house and started yelling, according to Reccoppa. Recccoppa then claimed she told the other woman to, “Shut your fat ass up.” That prompted her man friend to hit Reccoppa several times with his sandwich. The deputy noted in the arrest report that Reccoppa had no signs of injuries other than some mustard on her jacket.
However, the other witnesses told the deputy that Reccoppa was the aggressor.
Reccoppa was placed under arrest on a charge of domestic battery and transported to the Lake County Jail. She was released after posting $1,000 bond.
Breakfast Sandwich with Mustard.
All that is missing is the tuna and grape jelly.
Man, I hate it when that happens.
That babe has been rode hard and put away wet.
Well, now I guess we’ll see if you really can indict a ham sandwich...
Wow, guilty enough to be buried under the prison in the septic tank covered by 10 feet of Ultra-High Performance Concrete and reinforced with 2 inch diameter titanium rebar
I think the Jack she had for breakfast started it all. Never ever drink before noon.
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Mensa members mixing it up again.
Oh my… hit with a BREAKFAST SANDWICH!!
CALL THE POLICE!!!! Call the Riot Squad!!!
Now she knows what it’s like to walk away with “egg on her face”…
“I’m sort of wondering, what would make a good assault-sandwich? An Italian sub? Tuna on rye? Some rye can be pretty tough.”
In California, in formerly the San Francisco area, has two serious options:
French Baguette in the 16 inch option!
The France Baguette 32 inch option.
Someone in The Villages is not getting their house cleaned today....
Was it a breakfast taco ?
He might have hit her with an ugly stick.
What a waste of a good breakfast sandwich.
Who puts mustard on a breakfast samwich?
A Cuban?
You asked...
People who like mustard.
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I recommend to any aspiring script writers to pay attention to this one.
Still, how does one “get some food stamps to eat”? Was that the reason for the mustard?
You know what they say. You can’t say you’ve been drinkin’ all day unless you start in the morning.
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