Clever quotes about aging

women.com ^ | 11/28/2022 | multiple

[sodpoodle]

trying hard;)

[swingdoc]

I knew a woman who was 96 at the time, lived to be 99.
She said, “ You know you are getting old when Christmas comes every other week.”
I’ll never forget that one

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Like so many witticisms ascribed to Twain, he never said that first one.

[sodpoodle]

The problem is - we have a limited number of brain cells and when you have used them up - you are done;)

[DannyTN]

Met a 90 year old spry woman at a health fair.
Asked her what her secret was.
She said, “Don’t let them start doing tests on you, once they start doing tests, you’re done for.”

[Carl Vehse]

Seen on t-shirt: It's Weird Being the Same Age as Old People.

[Jamestown1630]

‘Getting Old is Not for Cowards.’

[Cold Heart]

Probably wasn’t original, but, from my grandfather;

“So soon I grow old, so late I grow smart”

[V_TWIN]

“Getting Old is Not for Cowards.:

Billy Graham wrote a book called “Nearing Home” where he says essentially the same thing in the very 1st chapter.

Something like “if your gonna be old you better be tough.”

And s I can attest, as usual.....he was of course telling the truth.

[V_TWIN]

“you know your getting old when you wake up from a nap and realize you’ve pulled a muscle”

__Dana Carvey

[JCL3]

“If it’s still sore in 3 months, it’s probably permanent”-—me

[Horkster]

I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before!

:{D>

[Scrambler Bob]

Can’t find the source, but -

Old is when your kids plan your Eldercare, right in front of you.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Me too. You can’t be one of those Twitter snowflakes when you hit 55.

[ETCM]

“They say your memory is the second thing to go. I can’t remember what the fist thing is.”

“Getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative.”

[Organic Panic]

I had an elderly neighbor who outlived several husbands. She said, “NEVER let them put you in a wheel chair.”

[Organic Panic]

You’re only as old as the woman you feel...

Groucho

[Tell It Right]

When your grown kids say they like listening to "oldies" and you realize they're talking about music from your teens.

When you volunteer teaching kids in church, say things like "when you're older and have gray in your beard like me" and a kid innocently but correctly says that your beard isn't gray -- it's white.

If you remember Auburn's national championship before the 2010 one. (Iron Bowl was just a couple of days ago, so I had to throw that one in. LOL)

[Pajamajan]

Bookmark

[Carriage Hill]

When your brain’s HD fills-up, just offload the data and take some Prevagen.