It’s because I’m hearing snaps and crackles, but no pops.
Posted on 11/27/2022 2:18:04 PM PST by BenLurkin
A Florida woman is suing the parent company of Velveeta’s microwavable Shells & Cheese cups after claiming it takes longer to prepare the meal than the 3 1/2 minutes the box label says.
The suit alleges that the statement of "’ready in 3 1/2 minutes’ is false and misleading because the product takes longer than the 3-and-a-half minutes to prepare for consumption."
It goes on to quote the four steps to prepare the meal that are printed on the box label before alleging that the 3 1/2-minute ready time is "just the length of time to complete one of several steps," referring to the time it takes to microwave the product after having mixed in other ingredients listed in previous steps.
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No man to mooch off of, I guess its what Florida Woman is reduced to.
Next up, she’s suing an ‘All you can Eat!’ restaurant.
Time is money!
Judge should toss this lawsuit out. Probably won’t because doing so will reduce attorney fees. The lawyers for Kraft don’t want this case to end to early since they are getting paid by the hour.
A-B-C, Always Be Cooking...Always Be Cooking!...
Must be hell to be a shut in.
Minute Rice couldn’t be reached for comment...
Don’t show her that episode of the Simpsons, she might get the idea to take your suggestion seriously.
That stuff is crap, like mac ‘n cheese. Yuk.
The judge should toss the case and charge her for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
Nuisance lawsuit — she & her lawyer (if she has one) should be fined and the case dismissed with prejudice.
Honey, check the power level on your microwave. The microwave ignorant should not cook.
She needs to quicken the pace. Can’t wait all day for a sammich, ya know.
She wants to “stretch her money”? Well,quit buying prepared foods, make your own mac and cheese, and eat leftovers for the rest of the week. That’s what we used to do.
Hey Velveeta, where’s my Harrier jet?
A Florida woman is suing the parent company of Velveeta’s microwavable Shells & Cheese cups after claiming it takes longer to prepare the meal than the 3 1/2 minutes the box label says.
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This bimbo is just a front for a scam lawyer who hopes to make a quick buck off a ridiculous lawsuit.
How long did it take her to think that up?
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