Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 
"Happy for you, me and Belly Button Chick will be ones slaving over the stove while you watch foolsball!"
"Yay!! You want Fetterperson to shoot turkey for you? Fetterperson likes the dark meat, most funnest to shoot!"
"Uh....that's ok I'll just buy one."
"Is pretty girl sure? Fetterperson's liberal friends mess up supply chain, cause prices to go up too, is better if I shoot. Me pick a real dark one, tastes better the more afraid it is. Fetterperson will teach turkey to jog in this neighborhood!!!!"
"Hmmmmmm, I think I better have Thanksgiving with my honkey parents, toodles!!!!"
"Oh well, meat not dark enough on that bird."
"Gadzooks, I don't think this mutant knows the difference bewtween man and fowl! You need a better lock on your door, Imp. Anyway, let's go Cowboys, beat the pants off of those godless G-Men!"
"Fetterperson no like pants. Only likes pajama pants, extra-strenchy, will wear in Senate. New friend Diane Feinstien reccomended new brand of diapers, Fetterperson thankful."
