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Florida woman allegedly gives baby watermelon Smirnoff in bottle, arrested: Escambia Co. Sheriff
WKRG News 5 ^
| November 21, 2022
| Christopher Lugo
Posted on 11/22/2022 12:47:32 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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From my neck of the woods. Hopefully, she will do a few years UNDER the jail.
To: MtnClimber
Such a wonderful mother. /sarc
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
11/22/2022 12:50:15 PM PST
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What’s wrong with people these days?
You don’t teach kids to drink, you let them learn it on their own!
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posted on
11/22/2022 12:51:02 PM PST
by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just in case the name didn't give it away
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posted on
11/22/2022 12:51:30 PM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Didn't know Watermelon Smirnoff was a thing.
Clicked link. Yup.
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posted on
11/22/2022 12:52:35 PM PST
by
Salman
(It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The headline can be read to mean at least three separate actions. At first, I thought the topic was
Putting a ‘baby watermelon’ into a Smirnoff bottle, then getting arrested for it. I didn’t know there were laws against that!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Latoya...
Watermelon drank...
FFS. All that is missing is shooting a McDonald’s employee for missing cheese on a bigmac.
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posted on
11/22/2022 12:55:38 PM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
11/22/2022 12:56:00 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Could’ve been worse. It could have been Fireball.
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:05:58 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Her baby or someone else's baby that she was watching?
Because if the second she is lucky to be alive.
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:06:23 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This is “Lower Alabama” not really Florida...
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:06:35 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: lee martell
Not how I misread it. I thought there was a miniature watermelon that she was attempting to infuse with Vodka.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:10:51 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: V_TWIN
Her mama named her Shinquanishalingus, but Shinquanishalingus never could spell it, so mama changed her name to Cecil.
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:18:05 PM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: Hieronymus
That’s yet another possibile reading.
To: V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
From the photo, can we infer that infant alcohol abuse is a family tradition?
To: lee martell
If anyone can put a watermelon in a Smirnoff bottle, they deserve a medal!
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:44:50 PM PST
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
To: PGR88
I agree, based on my own personal experiences !🤪
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posted on
11/22/2022 1:45:57 PM PST
by
telescope115
(Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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