Sorry, that’s a no-go. A real Indian would wear deer hide moccasins, not white man footwear.
Dang! Well, you got me there. Can I make it up by using rendered bear fat on my moccasins to weatherproof them?
(I was buying face cream the other day and Beau said, “What do you need THAT for? There’s a tub of bear fat in the basement!”)
He already IS an Indian, LOL!