Florida man didn't fool TSA with gun hidden in a raw chicken

Boing Boing ^ | 11/10/2022 | Devin Nealy

[simpson96]

As the gaping maw of infinity spat out the infant universe, only a solitary entity emerged fully formed. While swirling clouds of atoms slowly congealed over millennia to craft the carbon that comprises our existence, Florida Man observed the process undaunted by the glacial march of time and hostility of the void. His cold, piercing eyes gazed up from the deep crimson pool of Abel's blood as the fury subsided in Cain's heart. When the guillotine's blade sliced through the crisp air of Paris in January, the wind whistled "Florida Man." He can't be reached with reason and doesn't understand compromise. He conceived insanity and was the midwife to chaos. To know Florida Man is to lose all knowledge of yourself.

According to The Guardian, yet another poor human vessel was allegedly possessed by Florida Man when he attempted to sneak a gun through the airport by concealing it inside a raw chicken.

The US Transportation Security Administration has caught an air traveler who had allegedly stashed a firearm inside a raw chicken in a bid to get the weapon through security at a Florida airport. In a pun-laden post to its Instagram account, the TSA said the bizarre attempt had been foiled at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood international airport when eagle-eyed agents spied the handgun wrapped in tape and placed inside the bird's cavity. The chicken was then hidden inside the traveler's carry-on luggage. "We hate to beak it to you here, but stuffing a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time," the agency said in the jokey post.

[EEGator]

Hell yeah!

[lee martell]

I almost couldn’t read that first part. It was like looking at four solid lines of exclamation points, all in red.

[Paal Gulli]

Handgun found inside raw chicken in luggage at Florida airport, TSA says

11/11/2022 3:07:06 AM PST · by V_TWIN · 11 replies
The Associated Press ^ | Nov. 9, 2022, 9:12 AM EST | The Associated Press

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4108131/posts

TSA agents find gun inside raw chicken at Florida airport

11/08/2022 4:22:50 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 30 replies
The Hill ^ | November 8, 2022 | Nathaniel Rodriguez, Addy Bink and Nexstar Media Wire

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4107411/posts

[dsrtsage]

If you want to fool the tsa by hiding a gun in a chicken, you need to cook the chicken first. Everybody know that

[Wilhelm Tell]

I can imagine some idiot thinking, “Ha, I’ll hide my gun in this raw chicken. I bet TSA sees raw chickens in people’s luggage all the time so they won’t suspect a thing.”

[gitmo]

f you want to fool the tsa by hiding a gun in a chicken, you need to cook the chicken first. Everybody know that

Or use a live chicken.

[GaryCrow]

Is that a gun in your chicken or are you just happy to see me?

[Allegra]

C’mon…we’ve all tried this at least once in our past.

Right?

[dforest]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me.

[dforest]

LOL Raw chickens are quite common snack Items in carry ons.

[Yardstick]

Florida Man thinks outside the box.

(Except of course when he mails himself in a box to evade detection)

[UnwashedPeasant]

video: https://youtu.be/BzjfrdcN1Z8?t=59

[jmacusa]

We could be seeing the formation of a new subculture here developing in The Sunshine State. An urban male, usually Caucasian who is utterly devoid of any sense of decency, common sense, regard for others , the laws of the universe and of course the laws of man. A creature completely self absorbed and sometimes violent.

Amazing.