[Hiddigeigei]

"Every smiling woman in that picture is a total jackass."
If they were to complain, they probably would lose their scholarship.

[rlmorel]

Kind of reminds me of that old dialogue:

MAN: Would you have sex with me for money?

WOMAN: Maybe. How much are you offering?

MAN: One dollar.

WOMAN: WHAT? A dollar? What kind of woman do you think I am?

MAN: I thought we already established that, and were haggling over the cost.