[LonePalm]

Do you know the difference between an onion and an oboe?
Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.

How can you tell if an oboe player has perfect pitch?
They can get the oboe into the dumpster without hitting the sides.

Back in the early 90s I sat next to an oboe player on a flight to Texas. I got 3 hours of the best musician jokes I ever heard.

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Not A Snowbird]

Those are good!

What do you call two oboes playing in unison?

Answer: A minor second

[Gasshog]

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

[stylin19a]

I always thought one played the oboe because they couldn’t cut it on the bagpipes.