Those are good!
What do you call two oboes playing in unison?
Answer: A minor second
What do you call a bass player with no rhythm?
Lead guitar.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)