“You got sushi in my sashimi!”
“You got sashimi in mu sushi!”
And then the fight was on!
(In addition to the ‘Sapporo’ versus ‘Kirin’ battle!)
In a Japanese restaurant with the husband of my tea ceremony teacher, maybe 15 years ago:
Waitress: And your drink?
Me: Kirin Ichiban onegaishimasu.
Sensei's husband: Gaijin. All gaijin order Kirin.
It all started when one guy said to another, “NANNI SHTONEN OMAI WA? Very roughly “What the hell are you doing”?