After I was divorced compatability in faith and politics was a must even before a first date.
Also, if a woman had children at home. I wouldn’t date her. I would tell those women she needed to focus on them until they were grownup and gone.
“After I was divorced compatability in faith and politics was a must even before a first date.”
Some people carry religious compatibility a bit far.
Here’s a story...
Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump.
I said, “Don’t jump.”
He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?”
He said, “A Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?”
He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! What denomination?”
He said, “Baptist.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Baptist.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference, or Northern Conservative Baptist, Eastern Conference?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912.”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912.”
I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him off.
—Emo Philips
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