I didn't have time to write a comedy skit this week, sorry. 
"'Write'? we both know you make it up as you go along."
"This feels like a good time to complain, I don't think I've been getting enough lines this season, you are leaning too heavilly on this Joe Brandon character."
"But I'm wacky and fun!! I've lost my marbles, I think they're at Camp David, probably next to my keys, and I make brown in my shorts and yet I could start a nuclear war! See? Fun!!!!!!
"Actually, that sounds terriying."
You want terrying, I drafted Najee Harris in the first round.
"Forget him, now Joe Brown....there's a running back for you. I remember him cause he played when I was young man and that's how the human brain works. He and Satchel Paige, what a one two punch."
"Don't you mean Jim Brown?"
"The guy from 'Mars Attacks'? He played football? I thought he was King of Egypt."
"You know at lot of Kings that work as casino greeters?"
"Only Chaz Windsor."
