[Grampa Dave]

I am in the opposite corner.

Every 4 weeks, I have my head hair sheared/cut.

If I don’t shave after a couple of days, I start looking like a shaggy bum.

I will be 84 in a couple of weeks.

[Red Badger]

I’m 67 and if I don’t keep my sides cut short I’ll look like Ben Franklin!.................