If you ever find yourself in that situation and you are foolishly unarmed because you listened to Rats or RINOs when it comes to 2nd amendment unconstitutional infringement,
1. Drop everything you have especially if it contains food. Very similar to dealing with the ferals in any democrap run city, drop it all.
2. Always face the mountain lion and NEVER run. If you have on a jacket, take it off and open it, use it to make yourself look bigger and be LOUD vocally.
3. If possible pick up rocks but do it fast, never crouch down if you can help it. Throw rocks at the feral.
4. If it still follows you, as a LAST RESORT...This is very VERY VERY important..As a LAST resort play Taylor Swift “music”. The sonic torture will be immense, your brain could explode from the torture, but you will be free of the creature at last guaranteed.
Some of the large cats actually like Taylor Swift music. I think you meant to say “Nickelback” instead. :P
LOL
I’ve Justin Bieber music but yeah, Taylor Swift otta do the trick, though I think it may kill other wildlife in the area unnecessarily...