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An Ammosexual's Response to a Hoplophobe
Another forum | 10/9/2022 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/09/2022 8:57:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Recently, got into a brief exchange with an antigunner on another forum. Thought I'd share it with you.

I was answering a post about someone who had their house ransacked and robbed. My initial response post follows, then the exchange:

Laz: "I sure hope they don't try me. I seldom leave and have a terrific aim. Gosh, that would be awful if I ended up shooting a bunch of them as they broke in. That would really mess with my head."

Antigunner: "Ammosexuals always want to shoot up the neighborhood. Besides, they probably knew he was gone. Hope it works out for him, and they catch the culprits."

Laz: "Couple of points:

First: You Hoplophobes have it 180 degrees out of phase. We Ammosexuals do NOT want to 'shoot up the neighborhood'. Thus, such things as Rule 4 of Firearms Safety: "BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND IT"

Doesn't sound much like someone who wants to 'shoot up the neighborhood', does it?

Second: While it may sound like I am sarcastic in my original post, in some parts I am absolutely not. I've done enough reading to know that any time you take a human life, it really does mess with your head. Soldiers, police, and civilians who need to take a life have adverse effects for extended periods of time, often permanently. Humans are not hardwired to kill other humans.

So, for me, firearms ownership is a lot like having fire insurance on my house: I'm hoping to never need to use it, but I will be glad it's there if it's necessary.

However, for you to start your response with what you perceive is a denigration -- Ammosexuals -- tells me that my reasoned response will fall on deaf ears. Ergo, I do not write it for you, but for others who chance upon our exchange."


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To: telescope115

I disagree. Use of a straw man isn’t a sign of ignorance, it’s a sign of malice; it’s a malicious and willful misrepresentation of the other’s position. They’re evil.


61 posted on 10/09/2022 11:40:32 AM PDT by coloradan (They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
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To: Lazamataz

You’d probably hit it before you shoot it...


62 posted on 10/09/2022 11:43:35 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Lazamataz

There are so many new acronyms, pronouns and phrases that I can’t keep up.

Plus, I don’t care anymore.

5.56mm


63 posted on 10/09/2022 11:54:05 AM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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To: Lazamataz

Does it make me a ‘Kinky’ Ammosexual because I like 5.45 X 39?


64 posted on 10/09/2022 11:55:30 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: rockrr

LOL!!!!


65 posted on 10/09/2022 11:56:40 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: rockrr

LOL!!!!


66 posted on 10/09/2022 11:58:32 AM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: Lazamataz

Two microcephalics arguing over who cut the cheese.


67 posted on 10/09/2022 12:01:22 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: Lazamataz

Personally I think .50 caliber ammosexuals are compensating for something


68 posted on 10/09/2022 12:02:17 PM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: Lazamataz

👍🏼👍🏼

Good answer!


69 posted on 10/09/2022 12:09:41 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Lazamataz

“ammosexual”

That would explain the strong odor emanating from the clearing barrel outside the store.


70 posted on 10/09/2022 12:37:32 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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To: Lazamataz

Is there a line that you must cross before you are a true Ammosexual?

If I have 2 firearms but less than 1000 rounds of ammunition, am I Ammocurious?

If I make my own reloads, am I Ammobating?

Asking for a friend. )))


71 posted on 10/09/2022 12:39:10 PM PDT by T. Rustin Noone (This is exactly the same )
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To: circlecity

I’m TransAmmoSexual (rifles that think they’re pistols) on Tuesdays, a BiAmmoSexual (likes me some rifles and pistols) on Thursdays and just a plain AmmoSexual the remaining days.


72 posted on 10/09/2022 1:13:49 PM PDT by Brown Bag Special (Trust but VERIFY )
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To: Lazamataz

Good for you! I’m a polyammosexual (several different calibers).


73 posted on 10/09/2022 1:32:35 PM PDT by .44 Special (Taimid Buacharch)
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To: logi_cal869

Roger! I am-mo-sexual!! :-)


74 posted on 10/09/2022 3:12:06 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Lazamataz

Great response, brother. See my tag line.


75 posted on 10/09/2022 4:21:44 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: Lazamataz

My only hope is that if I ever have cause to confront a ne’er-do-well with a firearm that he’ll be polite enough to give me time to load up my original 1860 Colt. She still shoots mighty fine. I want to take care of business in style if business needs taken care of. If it gets more serious, I have my 1860 Spencer 56-56 with 6 pre-loaded tubes of 7 cartridges in my Blakesley’s Box. That’s firepower! 350 grains at ~1,100 FPS.
Anyone can blast away with an AR, Ak, L1A1, HK91, HK93, UZI,
Desert Eagle .5-0-—all of which I own, but at my age I’d much rather confront evil with some real verve.


76 posted on 10/09/2022 6:41:59 PM PDT by karbine
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To: ChildOfThe60s

displays a level of delusion and lack of historical understanding

Like Gays for Islam.


77 posted on 10/09/2022 7:59:20 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: karbine

Never owned. Never shot. But just reading this thread, you guys are a hoot!


78 posted on 10/09/2022 8:22:26 PM PDT by gnickgnack2 ( Another bad day for Trump, he only got seven major things accomplished .)
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To: drSteve78

Good analogy


79 posted on 10/09/2022 8:24:25 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: redcatcherb412

For me, all the “little brown men” just became nothing more than silhouette targets, just something I had to hit.

Don’t know if I would feel the same now, but an enemy is an enemy.

just a target that has to be hit. Cant worry about it, it would eat your soul


80 posted on 10/10/2022 1:48:16 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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