That’s funny!
When we “process”, we each have a job ... it’s down to a ‘science’. One thing that smooths the process is going through a bottle of wine while we’re doing it. I think Sunday night doing ‘big boy’ might be a 2-bottle job!! :-)
BTW, don’t know why this came to mind (on wildlife subjects maybe?) ... I was getting the recycle bins together to take out to the road Thursday evening .... saw a snake tail disappearing under one of them. It turned out to be a 10 inch northern ring neck snake. The only poisonous ones in our area are copperheads & baby coppers have a sulphur yellow tail, so I knew it wasn’t one of those as the tail disappeared under the bin. Good thing my mom didn’t see it ..... you would have heard the screams in WI :-)
My Mom is deathly afraid of snakes, too!
It’s not even fun to pretend to scare her. It would be fatal to my own health if I did, LOL!