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To: hflynn

It’s never too early for alliteration, or alcohol, particularly if it’s a pomegranate margarita with Patron.

“Pair of portly pigeons painted pink pin-pointed prancing pitifully in Pembroke Pines park, per police. Probe in progress.”


31 posted on 10/07/2022 1:17:07 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: Larry Lucido; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; hflynn

Update:

Population continues to be perturbed. Police able to placate them by proclaiming possible perpetrator picked out in identity parade.


38 posted on 10/07/2022 1:55:08 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat ("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
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To: CheshireTheCat
So if I understand you correctly; you didn't make these posts ........ Patron Tequila did.

Well, they say tequila is like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.

Tequila probably won’t fix your posts but it’s worth another shot.

39 posted on 10/07/2022 1:56:41 PM PDT by hflynn
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