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1 posted on 10/01/2022 7:52:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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Chuck Norris would beat them all with a roundhouse kick.


2 posted on 10/01/2022 7:53:30 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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What about Gamera?


5 posted on 10/01/2022 7:54:51 PM PDT by Right Brother
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Chuck Norris will not fair any better against the Roadrunner than the Coyote did. But I don’t see them fighting one another. Possibly unbeatable as a team, though.


6 posted on 10/01/2022 7:55:29 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/lakers.wav


11 posted on 10/01/2022 7:58:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Only Jesus died for you and loves you.


13 posted on 10/01/2022 7:59:49 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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Jesus can slam shut the Pearly Gates to all of them. Don’t mess with the big guy.


14 posted on 10/01/2022 7:59:56 PM PDT by ryderann
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Jesus above all else. But Mothra is a classic-—and don’t tell me you love me!!!!!


15 posted on 10/01/2022 8:00:20 PM PDT by Fungi
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Is Kirk with, or without the Enterprise?


16 posted on 10/01/2022 8:00:32 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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Rodan!


20 posted on 10/01/2022 8:03:38 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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Leave Jesus out of it and the obvious answer is Mothra.


21 posted on 10/01/2022 8:03:53 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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I think it would come down to Godzilla and Jesus in the last round. Godzilla would destroy anyone/anything in her bracket. Jesus would convert all of his match-ups. In the end, Jesus makes Godzilla his pet.


23 posted on 10/01/2022 8:04:43 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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Are tables, ladders and chairs allowed in this KOTR?


25 posted on 10/01/2022 8:06:14 PM PDT by 100%FEDUP (I'm seeing RED!)
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Matthew 10:28 - "And do not be afraid of those who kill the body but are unable to kill the soul; but rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
27 posted on 10/01/2022 8:06:41 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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29 posted on 10/01/2022 8:08:09 PM PDT by Bobalu (The bear has been poked in the eye..... Now what?)
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Nobody can beat Jesus


31 posted on 10/01/2022 8:09:23 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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Are they “naked” or are they allowed their usual tools of the trade? If “armed” Thanos has a good case here. If reputation is allowed but otherwise unarmed Norris. Christ could win, but would he? Or if he lost, could he just resurrect himself and therefore never be defeated, even if he chooses not to win.

We already know Godzilla beats Mothra (and Mothra’s buddy Bathra). Roadrunner has a chance, but again, not a win, but only not defeated.

So, “clean” fight, Godzilla. Reputation intact, Norris. With their standard tools, Thanos.

Honorable mention, but by not being defeated, Christ and Roadrunner.


37 posted on 10/01/2022 8:12:17 PM PDT by T. P. Pole
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Left out Santa Claus.


48 posted on 10/01/2022 8:20:26 PM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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Steven Segal, in the library, with the candlestick.


51 posted on 10/01/2022 8:25:36 PM PDT by The Duke (Search for 'Sydney Ducks' and understand what is needed.)
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HILLARY THUNDER THIGHS, would wipe them all out, along with with King Kong, Rambo, Ahnald, John McClane, Khan, and Pee Wee Herman with a single fart!

Of course, John Wick, would would blow her bloody brains out!


53 posted on 10/01/2022 8:30:11 PM PDT by TigerHawk (The Raised Middle Finger in the Clenched Fist of the World!)
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Mothra. Why? She’s the queen of all of the monsters on Infant Island and her boyfriend is Godzilla.

(I am a massive Toho International geek.)


61 posted on 10/01/2022 8:41:27 PM PDT by Mermaid Girl
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