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Mike Tyson vs. Road Runner vs. Steven Segal vs. Godzilla vs Chuck Norris vs. Jesus Christ vs. Doctor Strange vs. Mohammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee vs. Thanos vs. George Forman vs. Captain James T. Kirk vs. Conner McGregor vs. Mothra
Oct 1, 2022 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/01/2022 7:52:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz
Back during the quarantine crap, I found myself distracted by a lot of YouTube content - including the "Death Battle!" channel. This lineup would make for some interesting elimination rounds.

However, you put in Road Runner and not Popeye? That's some flawed thinking.

81 posted on 10/01/2022 10:29:53 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Lazamataz
You left out the classic Jesus vs Santa Claus battling over Christmas as a holiday in the South Park parody (The Spirit of Christmas).
82 posted on 10/01/2022 10:56:39 PM PDT by Myrddin
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To: Lazamataz

Cannonball Run...of kicking ass!


83 posted on 10/01/2022 11:37:35 PM PDT by toddausauras (Stop ALL immigration NOW. )
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To: MNDude

Well said!


84 posted on 10/02/2022 2:34:47 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot “The Spleen” from Mystery Men. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9rBv4Dn3Bk


85 posted on 10/02/2022 3:42:13 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: dfwgator; Lazamataz

“What about Mike Ditka”

We have the real winner!


86 posted on 10/02/2022 3:45:49 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: Lazamataz
Someone disrespected someone.

Someone wasn't getting someone's life together in a timely fashion.

87 posted on 10/02/2022 3:51:33 AM PDT by silent_jonny (Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
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To: Lazamataz

Audie Murphey.


88 posted on 10/02/2022 3:57:14 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Mathews

I would wrestle that little Thrall hottie in a heartbeat


89 posted on 10/02/2022 4:17:17 AM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: Lazamataz

John Wick versus a puppy. Awwww.


90 posted on 10/02/2022 4:19:57 AM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: Lazamataz

If Thanos has all the stones, the list is automatically cut by 50%. Until we know that variable, I cannot make a prediction.


91 posted on 10/02/2022 5:04:08 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (DJT24)
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO! I don’t rightly know the answer the answer, Laz. But I do know that just yesterday my wife and I got a certificate saying we are free to live in the land of Gozilla and Mothra for 5 YEARS!

So give me a couple of years and I’ll have something more to contribute to the discussion...


92 posted on 10/02/2022 5:07:39 AM PDT by poconopundit (Hard oak fist in an Irish velvet glove: Kayleigh the Shillelagh we salute your work!)
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To: Lazamataz

If it’s rubber suit Godzilla, my money’s on the Big G!


93 posted on 10/02/2022 5:09:37 AM PDT by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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To: Lazamataz

How about Spiderman vs Giant Bedroom Slipperman or Rolled Up Newspaperman?


94 posted on 10/02/2022 5:12:39 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Don W

One of my favorite Bugs Bunny quotes, as he’s backed into an alley by the local neighborhood tough dogs:

“Their victory will be costly”


95 posted on 10/02/2022 5:13:03 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: T. P. Pole

is this Jesus pre-tibulation or post-tribulation?


96 posted on 10/02/2022 5:21:14 AM PDT by jimfr
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To: Lazamataz

Rifftrax riffed the updated “Gammera the Invincible,” which inexplicably added an ‘M’ to the name, as well as recreating some scenes with new actors (gone is the Buddy Hackett general).

It’s still funny, but it lost some of its charm.


97 posted on 10/02/2022 5:36:58 AM PDT by scott7278 (Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords.)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot the Cloverfield monster. He’s invincible.


98 posted on 10/02/2022 6:03:40 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Mathews

I have to change my answer because I just received new information. Final bracket would be Capt Kirk and Jesus. Results would be the same with Jesus winning by converting Kirk to a Christian and new apostle who uses the Enterprise to spread The Word across the entire universe!


99 posted on 10/02/2022 6:28:29 AM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: Lazamataz
Don't count "Mayhem" out...


100 posted on 10/02/2022 6:57:07 AM PDT by moovova
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