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Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 09/22/2022 2:07:44 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

U.S. — Disney has chosen a bald actress to play Rapunzel in the upcoming live-action remake of Tangled. Director Guy Ritchie announced the casting at a press conference alongside Disney CEO Bob Chapek.

"We are thrilled to have this mega-talented bald actress joining us to star in this film," said Ritchie. "She has long been an outspoken advocate for the alopecia community and we know she'll lend her unique lived experience as a person of baldness to the iconic role of Rapunzel."

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To: Tench_Coxe

“Well, could be worse.”

Give them time.


21 posted on 09/22/2022 3:05:30 PM PDT by alternatives? (The only reason to have an army is to defend your borders.)
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To: al_c

“Oh my!”


22 posted on 09/22/2022 3:16:45 PM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Tench_Coxe
mega-talented bald actress

What are there 3 or 4 of them?

23 posted on 09/22/2022 3:18:43 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: Tench_Coxe

I started reading the post and I was sucked right in...looked at the source and Babylon bee got me...


24 posted on 09/22/2022 3:22:34 PM PDT by mythenjoseph
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To: Celtic Conservative

hilarious😋


25 posted on 09/22/2022 3:25:40 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

ditto


26 posted on 09/22/2022 3:32:18 PM PDT by egfowler3 (KungFlu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
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To: Tench_Coxe

Rapunzel Rapunzel, throw down your long...
Dang your bald!!
I must be at the wrong tower.
Uh, I got a thing I got to go to.


27 posted on 09/22/2022 3:59:13 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: qwerty1234

“Isn’t that cultural appropriation?”

Everything beyond fire and stone tools is cultural appropriation


28 posted on 09/22/2022 4:04:23 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: catnipman

I believe that instead of a rabid wolf attacking old yeller’s owner it’s going to be a a chihuahua. anyone that has seen the face of an enraged chihuahua knows that they can do rabid verry convincingly. Disney has also decided that instead of two boys playing the part of the dog’s child owners it will be two girls and their mom will be played by an unknown trans actor...welcome to woke Disney story telling.


29 posted on 09/22/2022 4:15:21 PM PDT by PCPOET7 (`)
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To: moovova

She’d be better with hair. Same with vintage Annie Lennox.


30 posted on 09/22/2022 4:16:01 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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To: DannyTN
You'll love this one then: classic Sesame Street sketch, Kermit reporting from Rapunzel's tower.
31 posted on 09/22/2022 4:16:14 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (#notmypedophile)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I called it!!


32 posted on 09/22/2022 4:20:35 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Tench_Coxe

I actually believed this was true. Strange times we live in.


33 posted on 09/22/2022 4:27:44 PM PDT by webheart
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To: Dr. Sivana
You're right! Beautiful woman.


34 posted on 09/22/2022 4:55:38 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Celtic Conservative

GI Jane 2, can’t wait to see it


35 posted on 09/22/2022 4:56:41 PM PDT by bethelgrad
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To: Tench_Coxe

Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your Nair!


36 posted on 09/22/2022 5:18:03 PM PDT by Scaramouch
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To: Chode

I’d hate to think what “it” throws down to climb up the tower🤮


37 posted on 09/22/2022 5:26:01 PM PDT by RedMonqey
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To: bethelgrad
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

CC

38 posted on 09/22/2022 5:43:35 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: one guy in new jersey

Thank you, I’m here all week. Try the cheesecake! Don’t forget to tip your waitresses!

CC


39 posted on 09/22/2022 5:45:02 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

When asked to comment, Will Smith slapped the reporter...


40 posted on 09/22/2022 9:51:40 PM PDT by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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