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Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 09/22/2022 2:07:44 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
U.S. — Disney has chosen a bald actress to play Rapunzel in the upcoming live-action remake of Tangled. Director Guy Ritchie announced the casting at a press conference alongside Disney CEO Bob Chapek.
"We are thrilled to have this mega-talented bald actress joining us to star in this film," said Ritchie. "She has long been an outspoken advocate for the alopecia community and we know she'll lend her unique lived experience as a person of baldness to the iconic role of Rapunzel."
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Well, could be worse.
To: Tench_Coxe
I saw they were doing a remake of “Old Yeller” using a black lab. That’s pretty cool.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:09:42 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Adolf Biden is a teenager killer.)
To: Tench_Coxe
To: one guy in new jersey
This one got me too! OMG! The Bee is like Rush said about jokes: the best humor always has an element of truth.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:13:04 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Maybe not a bad thing...Star Trek did it successfully.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:20:27 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:21:46 PM PDT
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: Tench_Coxe
KEEP RAPUNZEL’S NAME OUT YER EFFING MOUTH!
CC
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:23:57 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Isn’t that cultural appropriation?
To: Tench_Coxe
Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action RemakeHey, I remember that classic from my childhood! ... "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your shiny dome!" (or at least I think that's how it went)
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:27:42 PM PDT
by
gw-ington
(My Preferred Pronouns: senile, sleepy, puppet, laughing, hyena, stolen, election.)
To: Tench_Coxe
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, we’re let down by your hair!”
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:29:19 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:29:26 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Still Thinking
To: Tench_Coxe
To: Tell It Right
Sometimes the best posts are the ones where I don’t check the source first.
Yes, this one got me.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:33:39 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: Tench_Coxe
Comedians had no comment.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:40:11 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
To: Tench_Coxe
...we know she'll lend her unique lived experience as a person of baldness to the iconic role of Rapunzel."I fell for it.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:43:35 PM PDT
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GOPJ
(STOP "PROCESSING" ILLEGALS. Democrats will use that as proof of 'documentation'. )
To: Tench_Coxe
Ouch. That wii leave a mark.
To: Tench_Coxe
D*mn, now the Bee’s given the Disney Dorks another idea. For shame. ;-)
To: Tench_Coxe
Sinead O’Connor was unavailable for comment.
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posted on
09/22/2022 2:46:24 PM PDT
by
Stosh
To: FlingWingFlyer
“I saw they were doing a remake of “Old Yeller” using a black lab.”
i thought they were going to use a Chihuahua that crossed the border illegally ...
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posted on
09/22/2022 3:02:19 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
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