[NetAddicted]

Statistics on likelihood of catching monkeypox.

[Sarcazmo]

Um.... pretty small Net.

But you know you can catch it from a toilet seat.

Much like Gonorrhea.

[chuckee]

I am pretty sure I’m safe from monkeypox. I can’t think of the last time I slept with a monkey.

[lightman]

For Monkeypox the mantra is “zipper up”, not “mask up”!

[Equine1952]

It’s a goes outa, keep it that way and you should be fine. Otherwise drink bleach, it kills germs on contact. It’s hard on the digestive tract and takes Hugh amounts of ant-acid tablets. Best bet, don’t stick anything up your bum, dumb shitz. IMO

[algore]

My chance is so close to zero I had a hard time calculating it, but .00000666% is as close as I can estimate without a significant NIH computer timeshare.

[chajin]

What are your chances of catching monkeypox?

350 times less than a particular demographic.

[glorgau]

I’ve got a dog, heard that they get it...

[Tijeras_Slim]

For a number of years I was at severe risk for hot blonde pox.

[TChad]

For all the press coverage of monkeypox, the disease has a low fatality rate. It’s not HIV part II.

[broken_clock]

[dila813]

Better watch what you say son. The next thing you’re going to be accused of is saying that covid vaccine causes monkeypox, I’m sure that’s what they’re going to say and they’re going to need to being and sensor anyone on any platform that spreads this medical dangerous misinformation even though you didn’t say it.

[Bullish]

Homosexuals are 350 million times more likely to deserve it.

[upchuck]

From the article:

The concerns about catching monkeypox come at a time when the COVID-19 pandemic is still in force, with over 300,000 cases reported daily across the globe and over 10,000 deaths per week.

But, but, but... didn't FBJ declare on 60 Minutes that, "COVID is over?"

[TreasonObserver]

I wonder what the statistics for a woman who has a husband who is a closet homosexual. That is how a lot of this stuff enters the hetero community.

[FreedomPoster]

[Robert357]

“......In this current outbreak, experts say that monkeypox is a disease predominantly spread through sexual networks of men who have sex with men.......”

Let me put this in context. Today I donated blood. Prior to donating blood you have to fill out about a 5 page set of questions to see if you might have any risky things in your blood. Lot's of questions of blood transfusions and surgeries in foreign countries, lots of questions about sex with prostitutes and sex with people of the same sex, questions about particular diseases you have had or countries you have visited.........but nothing about monkeypox.

If this were are real heterosexual issue, they would have had questions about it on the blood donation forms.

[\/\/ayne]

I still think they brought up Monkeypox because the Jabs sometimes make shingle rashes and they needed a way to explain them. They noticed Monkeypox also has shingle rashes. They can say "Hey, it's Monkeypox! Have another vaccine!"

Most people won't know the details of Monkeypox, they just see the name in the news a lot. If the story flies, great (in their minds) - if not they just say, 'oh, I guess I was wrong.'

[nagant]

As with most STD’s lesbians don’t catch monkeypox at any higher rates than the overall population. 350-to-1 homosexual means 700-to-1 men-who-have-sex-with-men (MSM).

Monkeypox must be permeating more thoroughly. Last month I calculated the odds at 940-to-1 MSM.

[fwdude]

Homos are 2,000% more likely to contract HIV/AIDS than the general population. Why is it any more surprising with monkeypox?

[fwdude]

"The CDC reports that 17 children from ages 15 or younger have caught monkeypox in the U.S. last month..."

And how many of these children were - how do they put it? - "adjacent" to the LGBT "community?"