what are your chances of catching monkeypox? (Homosexuals are 350 times more likely to catch it)

https://wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu ^ | 9/16/2022 | Max Barnhart, Michaeleen Douclef

[NetAddicted]

Statistics on likelihood of catching monkeypox.

[Sarcazmo]

Um.... pretty small Net.

But you know you can catch it from a toilet seat.

Much like Gonorrhea.

[chuckee]

I am pretty sure I’m safe from monkeypox. I can’t think of the last time I slept with a monkey.

[Jonty30]

Not if I only use my toilet.

[lightman]

For Monkeypox the mantra is “zipper up”, not “mask up”!

[Equine1952]

It’s a goes outa, keep it that way and you should be fine. Otherwise drink bleach, it kills germs on contact. It’s hard on the digestive tract and takes Hugh amounts of ant-acid tablets. Best bet, don’t stick anything up your bum, dumb shitz. IMO

[algore]

My chance is so close to zero I had a hard time calculating it, but .00000666% is as close as I can estimate without a significant NIH computer timeshare.

[chajin]

What are your chances of catching monkeypox?

350 times less than a particular demographic.

[glorgau]

I’ve got a dog, heard that they get it...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Clench your cheeks for just two weeks!

[Tijeras_Slim]

For a number of years I was at severe risk for hot blonde pox.

[lightman]

+1

[NetAddicted]

LOL!

[lightman]

Don’t spread ‘em, stick ‘em, or lick ‘em for thirty days.

[TChad]

For all the press coverage of monkeypox, the disease has a low fatality rate. It’s not HIV part II.

[broken_clock]

[dila813]

Better watch what you say son. The next thing you’re going to be accused of is saying that covid vaccine causes monkeypox, I’m sure that’s what they’re going to say and they’re going to need to being and sensor anyone on any platform that spreads this medical dangerous misinformation even though you didn’t say it.

[Bullish]

Homosexuals are 350 million times more likely to deserve it.

[upchuck]

From the article:

The concerns about catching monkeypox come at a time when the COVID-19 pandemic is still in force, with over 300,000 cases reported daily across the globe and over 10,000 deaths per week.

But, but, but... didn't FBJ declare on 60 Minutes that, "COVID is over?"

[TreasonObserver]

I wonder what the statistics for a woman who has a husband who is a closet homosexual. That is how a lot of this stuff enters the hetero community.