You surely know how to sling a cheesy pun. Goliath would be Swiss Cheese after that Sharp Cheese attack.
David chose five smooth stones from the brook, but he only needed the one. The other four could have been like the queen's marmalade sandwich that she famously kept in her black bag.
For emergencies... "four later".
(Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for brie.)
Tap the spoon to keep time. We will we will rock U...
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1 Samuel 17:49 And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead; and he fell upon his face to the earth.
Forty days?
"Past your eyes!" ~ Sassy Lil David, with a twinkle in his eye and a spring in his step.
(Everyone knows the scene in the previous chapter, where Samuel had asked Jesse, "You got any more sons", 'cause... you can't be serious.)
Babybel, a French version of Dutch Edam cheese, is sold internationally by 'The Bel Group, France' since 1952.
1952, can you believe it? 70 years! Truly the Old World was buried along with the Queen. Time flies.