[ClearCase_guy]

I'm going to start a company. I won't bother to interview job candidates. I don't need to. All of my hiring decisions will be based on this:

[rktman]

I hear they are using a “You must be at least this color” guides to hire indoctrinators, uh, teachers in some locations these days. 😵‍💫💩

[seowulf]

Make sure you do all your hiring in winter so nobody unjustly culturally appropriates by getting a tan.