Worries Rise As White House Holds 'We Are Not Currently Being Nuked by China' Party

Babylon Bee ^

[Tench_Coxe]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans began to worry as the White House hosted a star-studded party with the theme, "We Are Not Currently Being Nuked By China." Guests included the Property Brothers, television actor Elizabeth Warren and the corpse of James Taylor.

[Tench_Coxe]

Not reassuring..

[Rurudyne]

When the Babylon Bee sounds a bit too realistic.....

[TigersEye]

Did they really have the corpse of James Taylor at the party
or did someone just mistake Brandon for it?

[TChad]

As if timed perfectly, an aide wearing a fluffy bunny costume jumped in front of journalists and pointed them toward the "No, Our President Did Not Eat The Nuclear Codes" carousel.

Well, good. It's reassuring to know that the big bunny is still providing guidance to this administration.