Joe Biden: "From the time I got to the Senate 720 years ago ... I'm serious, think about it!"

Not The Bee ^ | 14 September 2020 | Jesse James

[OttawaFreeper]

I swear the man doesn’t look a day over 650.

[gundog]

Maybe Joe uses a lunar calendar. Which one is anyone’s guess.

[antidemoncrat]

And scientific data has show the human brain can only live for 700 years.

[frank ballenger]

on the biblical par with Noah's father Lamech (777 years)

Biden's interest in the number 777 is nil. However 666 is high on his list due to his ruler.

[V_TWIN]

A feeble attempt at humor I suppose.

Might as well.....everything else he does is feeble.

[gw-ington]

Senile Sleepy Joe puppet: "I'm serious! ... think about it!"

Obviously, the senile Sleepy Joe puppet can only do two things:

1. Cluelessly read (and mangle) his handlers' teleprompter speeches.
2. Carelessly go off-script by mindlessly regurgitating his few favorite idiotic sayings: "Not a joke! Not a joke! ... I'm serious," or "I swear to you as a Biden," or "C'mon man, think about it! ... Think about it!"

Um, senile Sleepy Joe, everyone did think about it and the obvious conclusion is you are "a joke ... as a Biden."

[Red Badger]

Explains much, it does.....................

[Flick Lives]

And scientific data has show the human brain can only live for 700 years.

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Biden’s brain is a Zip drive in an SSD world.

[Tai_Chung]

Is this is Cat years?

[SaxxonWoods]

720 years? Seems like he’s been the alleged president that long.

[Fiji Hill]

If Joe entered the Senate in 1302, it must have been the Venetian Senate.

Meanwhile, as he was taking his seat, Romeo dei Montecchi and Juliet dei Cappelletti were about to meet for the first time in Verona, about 75 miles away. Over in China, the Yüan dynasty was going strong, with emperor Yüan Ch’eng-tsung, aka Temür Khan at the helm. The emperor Andronikos II Palaiologos ruled what remained of the Roman Empire and Sultan Baybars II ruled over its neighbor, the powerful Mamluk Empire in Egypt, which had halted the Mongol invasion of the Middle East and then kicked out the last of the Crusaders.

[Organic Panic]

It has seemed like 750 years since he has been in the public eye. Oh yeah. Joe Biden is a disgusting child groping chomo.

[Aria]

Ronald Reagan knew how to do this...FJB does not...he’s only good at yelling.

[Doctor Congo]

Here is a map of the year 1300: https://www.worldhistorymaps.info/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/map-1300ad-2048x1203.jpg

I could only guess what country he was a senator for back then.
Holy Roman Empire?
Kingdom of the Two Sicilys?
Taureg nomadic tribes?

Someone needs to ask him.

[V_TWIN]

You have to be intelligent to use self depreciating humor......and brandon ain’t it.

[Red Badger]

Iceland’s Althing....................

[1Old Pro]

Someone needs to ask him.

Tough to do, he hasn't had areal press conference for over 3 years.

[unixfox]

Biden’s brain is a Zip drive in an SSD world.

More like paper tape or punch cards.

[Musketeer]

Given the Demon possession in his family bloodline, Ole Pedophile Joe is trying let it all out. Like his Son did leaving his laptop at a repair shop to be read.

Truth is eternal. Lies are exposed in time.