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Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas [satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | September 13, 2022

Posted on 09/13/2022 3:37:16 PM PDT by grundle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlDWzN6TW5Y

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


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1 posted on 09/13/2022 3:37:16 PM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle

Nice summary. Thanks.


2 posted on 09/13/2022 3:42:16 PM PDT by TexasGator ( )
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To: grundle

Attention Californians: Sorry, we’re full.


3 posted on 09/13/2022 3:53:47 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
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To: grundle

I had to laugh at the Californians afraid of the Texan carrying a sidearm.


4 posted on 09/13/2022 3:58:45 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: grundle

I’m here in Fort Worth and it’s so true. Early in the mornings I ride my bike on the trails and great everybody I meet and warn everyone I pass. I can tell where the newbies are from by how they react.


5 posted on 09/13/2022 4:02:05 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: ConservaTexan

I was at the airport in Chicago last week. Wandered over to the gate getting ready to board for Austin. LOLOLOL- I remember Austin. It’s a real shame what happened to that cowtown


6 posted on 09/13/2022 5:00:09 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: grundle

Nice !


7 posted on 09/13/2022 5:40:21 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: grundle

Odd election two years ago. Beto (Fake Mexican but real Pendejo) ran against Ted Cruz. Millions of dollars poured into this election. Mostly from out of state for Beto.

A post election analysis of West Coast Voters that moved to Texas was most interesting. They voted more for Ted Cruz, a die hard conservative than Beto. They left California due to the facts that the most beautiful state in the nation is no longer a good place to live in due to taxes, insane edicts and crime.


8 posted on 09/13/2022 10:06:35 PM PDT by cpdiii (CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST)
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To: EvilCapitalist
I had to laugh at the Californians afraid of the Texan carrying a sidearm.

“We’re recording you!!” 😂

9 posted on 09/13/2022 10:13:47 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: TexasGator; grundle; ConservaTexan; EvilCapitalist

Reminder that all the “Californians” moving to Texas are just leftist texans going back home


10 posted on 09/14/2022 7:21:34 AM PDT by papercliprippa
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