[rktman]

No pics of his collection of hoodies? Where’s the shotgun he uses to scare off bipoc joggers? 🤔😎✌

[lizma2]

Never have seen a neck like that.

Never want to see that again.

[caww]

He wears those hoodies to cover that huge growth on the back of his neck.

[Songcraft]

He also neglected to show his special cabinet in the corner, where he keeps an ample supply of "Bald Head Polish", to make sure he has the proper sheen on his distinctive dome, an absolute requirement for this dapper-dressed demonicrat.

     

In response to the video clip in this thread, and the other video clips I've seen of this gesticulating giant, I respectfully suggest that we use this song as the background music for this thread, and John Fetterman could also possibly even use this in these upcoming days for his personal theme song, whenever he enters any speaking or debating venue.

     "Sharp Dressed Man" - ZZ Top