[bagster]

He's got Farmer John's sausage for fingers. Or blow-up expando hands. Can't tell.

I think his heart is busted and too much salt and or potassium, if you want my expert medical opinion.

Could also be cause he's a lizard people and its molting season.

[Ymani Cricket]

The King is molting! Those fingers though, yeah heart issues. He ain’t got long. That pinky ring doesn’t look like it’s coming off. He has no other rings on. Guess they won’t fit anymore.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

It’s proof that the Hapsburg blood (genes) is STILL not out of the Euro-Royalty.