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To: sodpoodle

Hi.

Alligators in Florida are like grifters in DC, everywhere.

I’ve seen gators get into cars, pools, houses and climb over a fence.

They occupy football fields, and golf courses. Be careful bbq near a river or lake.

Depending on the wedding venue, they will be unwelcomed guests.

Gator is best served fried with honey mustard or Tabasco with your choice of lager.

Enjoy.

5.56mm


17 posted on 09/05/2022 1:42:59 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
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To: M Kehoe
Depending on the wedding venue, they will be unwelcomed guests.

Especially the ones who wear Jorts...


18 posted on 09/05/2022 1:45:33 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: M Kehoe

They found a gator in one of the bathrooms in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World.

In Savannah, we have them on the beach.


21 posted on 09/05/2022 1:54:14 PM PDT by Conan the Librarian (Conan the Sailing Librarian)
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To: M Kehoe

We had a five-footer that would visit us when we set up the Coleman stove in the ‘Glades. We’d feed it hotdogs and ice cubes.


27 posted on 09/05/2022 2:36:03 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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