Skip to comments.
15-year-old boy's arm severed by R train while trying to subway surf in Queens
CBS NEWS ^
| August 29, 2022
| Christina Fan
Posted on 09/04/2022 8:34:12 PM PDT by Morgana
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-48 next last
I searched did not find this posted.
1
posted on
09/04/2022 8:34:12 PM PDT
by
Morgana
To: Morgana
Yeah, I think we did this one. Sad story. Stupid kid.
2
posted on
09/04/2022 8:36:20 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: Morgana
Don’t know if my contempt should be directed at the kid,his mother or his father (although I’d wager there’s no father in the picture).
To: Morgana
Working on that Darwin award apparently. I’m going to say he’s in the top 10.
4
posted on
09/04/2022 8:36:34 PM PDT
by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes econd" LStar)
To: Morgana
Darwin awards special prizes regardless of age.
5
posted on
09/04/2022 8:37:31 PM PDT
by
max americana
(Fired leftards at work since 2008 at every election just to see them cry. I hate them all.)
To: BenLurkin
There has been several subway surfing stories posted. Don’t recall anyone losing limbs until now. It was bound to happen. I’m really shocked no one has died.
6
posted on
09/04/2022 8:39:59 PM PDT
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
To: Qwapisking
Not qualified.
Doesn’t one have to be dead and leave no children?
Not that he’s totally unqualified. He’s still alive, no children (yet) and it’s doubtful he’s learned his lesson.
So a future award is still in the cards.
7
posted on
09/04/2022 8:41:11 PM PDT
by
RedMonqey
To: Morgana
If he wasn’t right handed, he is now.
Stupid foolishness.
8
posted on
09/04/2022 8:41:37 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(Some men want to watch the world burn. It is they that want you to buy an electric car.)
To: Morgana
9
posted on
09/04/2022 8:46:28 PM PDT
by
sasquatch
To: max americana
You must leave the planet without reproducing to win them.
10
posted on
09/04/2022 8:50:10 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(z)
To: Morgana
His left arm was severed by a moving R train. I got served by a one armed waiter the other day
You have to hand it to him
I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It's shift work.
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
Wave to him!
Saw a one armed man shopping in a second hand store.
I told him, you’re not going to find what you’re looking for.
11
posted on
09/04/2022 8:50:21 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Morgana
Well, let’s give him a big hand.
12
posted on
09/04/2022 8:51:50 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Rot'sa Ruck America. )
To: Jonty30
In a world with no weapons, the one armed man . . .
Could still have a better punchline than this.
13
posted on
09/04/2022 8:52:09 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Bullish
I ran into a one armed fisherman
I asked if he had any luck. He said “yea caught one this big”
This joke works better in person.
14
posted on
09/04/2022 8:53:51 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: sasquatch
What is the definition of pain?
A one armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy bum.
15
posted on
09/04/2022 8:54:48 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: bigbob
Sorry. I keep forgetting that prerequisite for the award.
16
posted on
09/04/2022 8:54:58 PM PDT
by
max americana
(Fired leftards at work since 2008 at every election just to see them cry. I hate them all.)
To: Morgana
A dude fell asleep on the tracks around here last week. The train severed his leg and he bled to death.
To: RedMonqey
Doesn’t one have to be dead and leave no children?
You can also win an award if you perform an act that leaves you alive but unable to sire or bear children (e.g. accident after shoplifting lobsters by sticking them in your pants).
18
posted on
09/04/2022 9:00:28 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
To: Morgana
They just don't understand the meaning of life. So, telling them the answer is "42" wouldn't help, I suppose.
19
posted on
09/04/2022 9:00:45 PM PDT
by
Ratman0823
("Failure is not an option"... Unless you are a RINO!)
To: Morgana
Where’s a photo of the severed arm ? That what needs to be on social media. Will get a lot of likes I bet.
20
posted on
09/04/2022 9:00:55 PM PDT
by
libh8er
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-48 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson