[stars & stripes forever]

The Babylon Bee

FBI Insists Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified While Wearing Women’s Clothes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLKgf5tddRg

[Jane Long]

The Bee is slow, tonight.....no Crypt Keeper speech memes, with so much rich material 🤷‍♀️

Meanwhile ....

[sweetiepiezer]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/01/politics/michigan-voting-machine-sold-ebay-goodwill-investigation/index.html

Police investigating how Michigan voting machine wound up for sale online - CNNPolitics - cnn.com
Authorities in Michigan are investigating how a missing voting machine from the state wound up for sale on eBay last month for $1,200.
www.cnn.com