I know Morris. He’s an old widower.
I remember one day he went to that Roman Catholic Church out by the Kotel.
He marched right through the church to the confessional, sat down, and started talking to the priest. “Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I’ve been having wild sex with a 22 year old girl from New York City. She’s beautiful, a model for Estee Lauder and Victoria Secret. We just hit it off. Not sure how it happened. Just constant sex. I didn’t even go to synagogue this Shabbos . . “
The priest interrupted Morris. “Synagogues?! Shabbos? Are you Jewish? Why are you telling me?”
“Oh,” answered Morris. “I’m telling everyone!”
Good one!
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In my version of the joke, Morris sees his friends on the beach after having been absent for a few weeks.
“The most wonderful thing has happened. I’ve met a women in her 20’s, we’re in love, and we’re going to get married.”
His friends nod their heads, and one replies, “Isn’t sex at your age dangerous?”
Morris replies, “If she dies, she dies.”