Posted on 08/29/2022 11:26:32 AM PDT by Republican Wildcat
Beto O’Rourke didn’t eat crow, humble pie or even his words after losing to Ted Cruz. He ate dirt instead.
O’Rourke, who came up short in his bid to unseat Sen. Cruz, R-Texas, despite raising $80 million for the Senate push, told the story of his earthy snack in a sprawling 3,000-word profile published by The Washington Post.
“In January, Beto hit the road, much as his father had done before him, and drew energy from the people he met, and — on one stop in New Mexico he didn’t write about in his blog — by eating New Mexican dirt said to have regenerative powers,” the profile reads.
“He brought some home for the family to eat, too.”
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One of my childhood friends liked to eat weeds from the yard and he got some dirt with them. He wound up with hepatitis.
O’Rourke announced his hospitalization on Twitter. He claimed that, after “feeling ill,” he was taken to Methodist Hospital in San Antonio, Texas, on August 26th, where he was “diagnosed with a bacterial infection.”
Straight from someone’s litter box.
He’s been hospitalized.
Got him a buttfull of the monkeypocks.
Almost as bad as eating a bad weenie.
he also fed his wife poop and thought it was funny:
Beto O’Rourke put turd in a bowl and told his wife it was an avocado, friend says
He should try the dirt on the sidewalks of downtown Philadelphia.
I’ve had family in New Mexico for over 50 years, and I’ve never heard this legend before.
Some Navajo probably told Beto to “go eat dirt,” and the douchebag took him literally.
Yuck
And the weirdo has a virus now. Monkey pox virus most likely!
...and one wonders why the Idiot was hospitalized? /s
LMAOGTFO.
So Beto kind of listened to me. I told him to “eat dirt” but dirt was really a euphemism for something else and I assumed he would figure it out. I’ll be more explicit next time.
The Psychedelic Warlord.
The Democrats sure pick weird people
He was hoping the dirt contained human feces. His secret fetish.
ESAD, Beta.
He misunderstood. He thought someone said “eat dirt”.
John Conner: “We’re not going to make it, are we? People, I mean.”
Terminator: “It is in your nature to destroy yourselves.”
Let’s see . Beto ate dirt and he is in the hospital with a bacterial infection ? Hmmmm? Don’t think they could be related , heh .
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