Posted on 08/26/2022 2:46:03 PM PDT by simpson96
Trudy, hold ma beer...
Because nothing adds to the flavor of grilled food like extra benzene...
The Davy Crockett Steam Fire Company No. 1. What a great name for a fire department!
The stupid…it really burns!
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Well it worked though. She just wanted that infused gasoline flavor in her burgers.
No foto. Is it a Teen woman, or a toothless meth head redneck? Sounds much more meth head like.
That whole BBQ set was hilarious.
“Goony goo-goo”
I hate it when that happens...
“This ain’t the mutha ______ Flintstones!”
I’ll but the science curriculum is her school was devoted to teaching her about choosing her own gender, etc. Basic Science? Too “old fashioned” and “boring,” for woke curriculum writers.
World famous liberal icon Henry David Thoreau———
On April 30, 1844, Henry David Thoreau accidentally started a major forest fire in the Concord woods after his campfire got out of control. The fire burned 300 acres of forest and nearly set the town of Concord ablaze.
The local newspaper, The Concord Freeman, estimated the damages at over $2,000 and chided Thoreau, indirectly, for his “thoughtlessness.”
Thoreau recounted the event in a long journal entry, dated May 31, 1850, during which he explained why he didn’t feel any remorse for starting the fire:
“I once set fire to the woods. Having set out, one April day, to go to the sources of Concord River in a boat with a single companion, meaning to camp on the bank at night or seek a lodging in some neighboring country inn or farmhouse, we took fishing tackle with us that we might fitly procure our food from the stream, Indian-like.....
The earth was uncommonly dry, and our fire, kindled far from the woods in a sunny recess in the hillside on the east of the pond, suddenly caught the dry grass of the previous year which grew about the stump on which it was kindled. We sprang to extinguish it at first with our hands and feet....
As I ran toward the town through the woods, I could see the smoke over the woods behind me marking the spot and the progress of the flames…
Presently I heard the sound of the distant bell giving the alarm, and I knew that the town was on its way to the scene. Hitherto I had felt like a guilty person....
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One of those women who needs to stay in the kitchen.
Nonsense. She pored the gas from the can onto the grill that had hot coals already.
It still cracks me up to this day.
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