[nagant]

Two and three decades ago women’s professional golf started really hurting for audiences. Previous viewers validly had the perception that the LPGA had become dominated by butch lesbians. Their tell was often paraded around with a ponytail sticking out the hole in the backs of their caps. The LPOGA expended a lot of effort to try and erase this perception, and get their viewers back.

This real-world catastrophe proves that the viewing public was right the first time. The LPGA is run by a bunch of bull dykes.

[Varda]

That’s a pretty poor “tell”. Pony tails sticking out the back of caps keeps the cap in place. Lots of female athletes who use caps do that.

[Pollard]

Previous viewers validly had the perception that the LPGA had become dominated by butch lesbians. Their tell was often paraded around with a ponytail sticking out the hole in the backs of their caps.