Posted on 08/20/2022 2:08:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Hahaha!
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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to!
The three rings of marriage:
1. The engagement ring
2. The wedding ring
3. The suffering
Jeeeez, come up with a new one already. That joke is so old it’s got moss growing on it.
THAT’S A GOOD ONE!!
Q: Why are divorces so expensive?
A: Because they are worth it.
Heard the same story as to how deal effectively with a bear attack. You only need a companion & a 22LR gun.
Being a slow learner I learned too late why women want to get married. Cause when they leave they take all your stuff, house, bank account, and even the stuff that is nailed down.
Now post the satirical story where the woman is shot in the leg by the man and see how many people reply that it was funny.
Q: How can a man tell when a woman has had an orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Before I got married, I never realized what true happiness was.
By then it was too late to do anything about it.
😀😁😂🤣🤣😃😃😄😏
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