Posted on 08/20/2022 2:08:00 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Tallahassee Times, June 10th, 2022: Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol.”
Here's her story in her own words:
"While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, along with other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water. It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. "If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!"
Hahaha!
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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to!
The three rings of marriage:
1. The engagement ring
2. The wedding ring
3. The suffering
Jeeeez, come up with a new one already. That joke is so old it’s got moss growing on it.
THAT’S A GOOD ONE!!
Q: Why are divorces so expensive?
A: Because they are worth it.
Heard the same story as to how deal effectively with a bear attack. You only need a companion & a 22LR gun.
Being a slow learner I learned too late why women want to get married. Cause when they leave they take all your stuff, house, bank account, and even the stuff that is nailed down.
Now post the satirical story where the woman is shot in the leg by the man and see how many people reply that it was funny.
Q: How can a man tell when a woman has had an orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Before I got married, I never realized what true happiness was.
By then it was too late to do anything about it.
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