[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I always used a paper calendar, but young people do life on their phones.

It is not just young people, I swear my brother would down load an app so he could flush the toilet from his phone.

He points out I am the one with the refractometer and why don't I just pick apples by the moon phase like our ancestors.

[Tax-chick]

It’s hard to be consistent with one’s Luddite impulse.