Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist

News 4 San Antonio ^ | 8/16/2022 | Khalid Laws

[SlipperySlope99]

Ha, I wanted to post this gif, so I'll post another one.

[alancarp]

Okay, these Florida men are just running out of ideas.

[roving]

This guy needs to be nominated as Florida man of the year

[LukeL]

The same story with the same mugshot was making the news cycle four years ago.

[Major Matt Mason]

"Come back, I'll bite your legs off!"

[whitney69]

“If the perp has no arms, how did the police disarm him?”

Most cops are well prepared with throw down arms these days.

wy69

[central_va]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

[Toespi]

True story. A friends ninety-on year old dad had an industrial accident in his forties and lost both arms at the shoulders and has lived in the same nursing home for five years. One day, a nurse heard a commotion coming from his room and ran in. A female resident was on top of him, pinning him down and working “down below.”

The nursing home had to disclose the incident with their families. The man’s family told his daughters that “she comes in my room all the time and it isn’t his fault. The woman’s family was appalled and wanted him arrested for rape and if they didn’t, they were suing the facility. My friend said to the nursing home, “since he doesn’t have any arms, our only hope is to tie up his feet.”

[xp38]

Let him try to top New York Man

[seowulf]

Don’t run with scissors, especially if you’re carrying them with your foot.

[GSWarrior]

Leif?

[central_va]

Russel.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...Richard Kimble X2.

[doorgunner69]

“Industrial strength humor” has been quiet lately, thanks for giving it a kick in the arse..................

[duckbutt]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

The ultimate “Florida man!”

[FormerFRLurker]

I give him props for dexterity. I couldn’t operate scissors with my feet.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I lost a leg a few months ago but he’s inspired me to enter every butt kicking contest there is.

[Vendome]

Kicked off a stabbing spree

[Rdct29]

I thought he stabbed him with a knife he held between his teeth. I wasn’t thinking about his feet.