True story. A friends ninety-on year old dad had an industrial accident in his forties and lost both arms at the shoulders and has lived in the same nursing home for five years. One day, a nurse heard a commotion coming from his room and ran in. A female resident was on top of him, pinning him down and working “down below.”
The nursing home had to disclose the incident with their families. The man’s family told his daughters that “she comes in my room all the time and it isn’t his fault. The woman’s family was appalled and wanted him arrested for rape and if they didn’t, they were suing the facility. My friend said to the nursing home, “since he doesn’t have any arms, our only hope is to tie up his feet.”
With the right punchline, that could be a great joke.